Q: What/who is a Farndledink?

A: The question is not what a Farndledink is, it's when a Farndledink is.

Q: What are you talking about?

A: Farndledinks, of course.

Q: Okay, when is a Farndledink?

A: 1992.

Q: You haven't helped me figure out what a Farndledink is yet.

A: As I said earlier, the question is not what a Farndledink is, its when a Farndledink is.

Q: Can you tell us anything useful about Farndledinks?

A: No.

Q: Can you tell us anything at ALL about Farndledinks?

A: 1992.  You're starting to aggirvate me with all these obvious quesitons.

Q: Should I get a Farndledink?

A: If you had a time machine, then yes.

Q: This is not making any sense.  Will you please say something that makes even a small amount of sense?

A: "Something that makes even a small amount of sense"

Q: Ha ha fricking ha.

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